harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via rnarypat)

santa:

frickin:

christmas list:

  1. a relationship

i have some bad news for you son

(via i-suck-dick)

*plows her to Beethoven’s 5th*

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via 4thnord)

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via irlmakomori)

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

image

(via tobuildahome183)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

(via rachelrayfanpage)

sallychanscraps:

welcome to the real world kid

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(via bestfriencl)

koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

(via ruinedchildhood)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(via pizza)